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Junk Mail Stories

21st of Nov, 2006ce* in: diary

Often, I get junk mail, as we all do. Thankfully it’s not to my main email address, but it still lands in my junk mail box anyway. Cleverly, the senders of this junk mail try to fool junk mail filters by writing scripts to cut certain phrases from random text documents, then the email filters think it’s a real message. I’m not sure of the actual purpose of the junk mail that gets sent to me, as it’s just random text.

Today I noticed a kind of poetry or random story type quality to the junk mail though. Who knows, maybe these are the un-intelligent whitterings of a bored server, or 21st century throw away literature? Here is an automated story I have entitled “Gum”, I have only deleted lines from the original junkmail:

If gum stayed in your stomach,. Whether it is to cook or to celebrate, a bottle of red, white,.

His mouth worked feverishly but soundlessly.

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But his heart keeps bobbing, making him to see himself as someone who is about to be flogged for a crime.

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The duplexes, which populated the breadth of Works Layouts estate, stood out vaguely in a pasty backdrop of moonlight.
If gum stayed in your stomach,.

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A small crab creeps over the mound of her bare stomach.

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If gum stayed in your stomach,.

The whites of his eyes were browned with the flash of inevitable death.
Read on and find out.
The whites of his eyes were browned with the flash of inevitable death.

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If gum stayed in your stomach,.
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